Dear Mappa Mundians,
I hope this message finds you safe. Due to a shortage of bottles and a recent spate of cannibal attacks we will be somewhat delayed in sending this week’s Song of the Fortnight. I am, of course, distraught about this but never fear, faithful readers! A new post is very soon forthcoming. I shall report more as events transpire. In the meantime take care of yourselves, each other, and remain strong!